Hello commissar or comrade, my name is Jacob. I have an affinity for music, writing, philosophy, and gaming.

I have a tendency to offer insight on random aspects of the world, universe, and life, but I can give only more or less inexperienced contributions on those subjects. However, this has never stopped me before.

  1.   I’m Ulfric Stormcloak, and I approve this message.

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    I’m Ulfric Stormcloak, and I approve this message.

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    On The Importance Of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. →

    Jim Rossignol of Rock, Paper, Shotgun explains the great impact the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series left on the gaming world as we face the end of GSC’s existence, along with the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series.

    “Get out of here, Stalker. But don’t ever think we’ll forget what you’ve done for us.”

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    Blackest Planet Ever Found, Absorbs Nearly 100% of Light That Reaches It →

    Blackest planet, you say?

  4.   Anonymous has recently announced ‘Operation Facebook,’ which they plan to launch on Nov 5., 2011 in an attempt to shut down Facebook. I, for one, do not welcome our new “rulers of the internet.”

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    Anonymous has recently announced ‘Operation Facebook,’ which they plan to launch on Nov 5., 2011 in an attempt to shut down Facebook. I, for one, do not welcome our new “rulers of the internet.”

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    Obama Bans Human Rights Violators Entry Into U.S. →

    This is an impressive step in the right direction.

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    "British man hears everything going on inside his body, including his eyes moving." →

    Stephen Mabbut, 57, claimed that he was capable of hearing the movements of his bodily functions, including his eyes moving inside of his head. This was caused by a hole in the temporal bone of his skull, where fluid would leak into his brain and amplify the sounds in his body. Can you imagine the torment of being able to hear the going-ons of your body so loudly that they would blot out virtually all other sound?

    Source: thesun.co.uk

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    “Mad Vilnius mayor on APC crushes car for illegal parking” —

    The mayor of a Lithuanian city uses an armored car to flatten a vehicle that was illegally parked as part of a demonstration of what will happen to those who find that they can park their cars anywhere they please in Lithuania.

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    Spielberg says new 'Jurassic Park' is coming soon. →

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.