Hello commissar or comrade, my name is Jacob. I have an affinity for music, writing, philosophy, and gaming.

I have a tendency to offer insight on random aspects of the world, universe, and life, but I can give only more or less inexperienced contributions on those subjects. However, this has never stopped me before.

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    GW2: A Virtual Rainforest of Diversity

    respectablegentlemen:

    For a while now, (read: since text-based RPGs in the ’80s.) game developers everywhere have been trying to capture an effective way to allow their players to forge a story of their own within the realm of their games. But how is ArenaNet measuring up against the efforts of every other developers’ efforts with Guild Wars 2?

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  2.   respectablegentlemen: Italian Mafia for Kids — An upcoming smash hit for all ages: Italian Mafia For Kids is the newest in the For Kids series, meant to teach our children about the real world through fun and horribly violent educational methods. Its open-ended world — filled with tasks such as extortion, drug dealing, heists, murder, and other fun and healthy mafia-related activities — gives the same educational opportunities as Russian KGB for Kids, but with a new atmosphere and better gameplay features than ever! However, Italian Mafia for Kids also puts a new spin on this loved-by-all series: The new multiplayer modes gives the entire family a chance to have fun in competitive or cooperative game styles, from gang wars to car chases and police shootouts! Coming soon to a game retailer near you! (Except Gamespot. Gamespot sucks.)

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    respectablegentlemen:

    Italian Mafia for Kids —

    An upcoming smash hit for all ages: Italian Mafia For Kids is the newest in the For Kids series, meant to teach our children about the real world through fun and horribly violent educational methods. Its open-ended world — filled with tasks such as extortion, drug dealing, heists, murder, and other fun and healthy mafia-related activities — gives the same educational opportunities as Russian KGB for Kids, but with a new atmosphere and better gameplay features than ever! However, Italian Mafia for Kids also puts a new spin on this loved-by-all series: The new multiplayer modes gives the entire family a chance to have fun in competitive or cooperative game styles, from gang wars to car chases and police shootouts! Coming soon to a game retailer near you! (Except Gamespot. Gamespot sucks.)

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  3.   I’m Ulfric Stormcloak, and I approve this message.

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    I’m Ulfric Stormcloak, and I approve this message.

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    On The Importance Of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. →

    Jim Rossignol of Rock, Paper, Shotgun explains the great impact the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series left on the gaming world as we face the end of GSC’s existence, along with the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series.

    “Get out of here, Stalker. But don’t ever think we’ll forget what you’ve done for us.”

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    Cleatus McSlaughter in the harsh and hilarious land of Skyrim. →

  6.   Hahaha, oh my God, the beautiful irony.

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    Hahaha, oh my God, the beautiful irony.

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  8.   Bonding via MW3 and social networking.

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    Bonding via MW3 and social networking.