Hello commissar or comrade, my name is Jacob. I have an affinity for music, writing, philosophy, and gaming.
I have a tendency to offer insight on random aspects of the world, universe, and life, but I can give only more or less inexperienced contributions on those subjects. However, this has never stopped me before.
It was Sunday morning. Billy and his chaplain had gathered a congregation of about fifty soldiers on a Carolina hillside. An umpire appeared. There were umpires everywhere, men who said who was winning or losing the theoretical battle, who was alive and who was dead.– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
The umpire had comical news. The congregation had been theoretically spotted from the air by a theoretical enemy. They were all theoretically dead now. The theoretical corpses laughed and ate a hearty noontime meal.